maybe guys wouldn’t only want you for sex if you weren’t so willing to give it to them

I FIGURED OUT WHAT I WANT

I dont want a boyfriend but i want a friend with benefits. there are no downsides like you can hangout and have fun and then when you wanna do shit then do shit with them and it won’t be awkward and there’d be no feelings and jealousy and you can tell them about other hookups and it’d just be so perfect. not that I can get what I want but at least I know

foodtrucker:

i don’t want a boyfriend i just want multiple attractive boys to constantly give me attention

wartortles:

im like horny for 30 hours a day

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

macarena-of-time:

*passive aggressively likes all of your posts until you follow me back*

it didn’t work. it smells like broken dreams