Tarot Asks

  • The Fool: Something you've always wanted to try
  • The Magician: Something you're very good at
  • The High Priestess: One thing you wish you knew
  • The Empress: A woman you really admire
  • The Emperor: A man you really admire
  • The Hierophant: Something you believe in
  • The Lovers: A person who makes you very happy
  • The Chariot: A prize or award you've won
  • Strength: Something you struggle with
  • The Hermit: Favourite way to spend a day alone
  • The Wheel Of Fortune: Something you wish you could change
  • Justice: A decision you wish you could do over
  • The Hanged Man: A time when you wished someone would listen to you
  • Death: Someone you really miss
  • Temperance: Your ideal day
  • The Devil: Who you talk to when you're dealing with big issues
  • The Tower: Something that changed your life
  • The Star: Someone you consider perfect
  • The Moon: Something you fear
  • The Sun: Your happiest memory
  • Judgement: Your favourite song(s)
  • The World: Your dream job

blackalleykat:

urulokid:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

I just reblogged this yesterday but I fucking had to do it again because it gets funnier every single time omg

Anonymous asked:

My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.

shauneezy:

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

memoriesdestroyus

OMFG

soofyawn:

god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares